once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
I’ve always really loved this
I need that picture of Beyonce Drunk, Slumped in the car with Jay-Z looking out the window like “See, this why I cant take yo ass nowhere”
yassssssslmao Maybe she was just looking out the window
I been drankin, I been drankin